Suicidal Spork

A spoon and fork which has been merged by random children for their own entertainment, this toy then gives up, as the child is too much to handle. Toy Story 4 reference

Teenager: Yo my sister brought this spork home and stuck it in my buttocks..
Friend: HAHA looks like its a Suicidal Spork

by BumBro March 24, 2019

gadget suicide

when a gadget stops working for no apparent reason.

AD: what's wrong with your laptop
Chloe: duno seems to have commited gadget suicide

by lowiewolfie July 1, 2008

Suisham Suicide

When any football player messes up a crucial play during a game, costing their team the win.

Oh man Billy did a Suisham suicide and lost that game winning touchdown.

by thaimandan December 24, 2009

Se suicider

To commit suicide in french.

Wanna go to the mall?
Se suicider.
Huh? Is that french?

by Hi, I'm Steve May 13, 2018

Suicide Dab

A way to make dumb fucking 12-year-olds stop fucking dabbing. The process is done by gluing or strapping a knife to a Childs hand so if he dabs he dies.

Adam:"Bro how did you get your cringey brother to stop dabbing."
Steven:"Easy man just do what I did and make him do the Suicide Dab"

by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

genetic suicide

The act of intentionally causing one's own genetic death via restraining from reproduction.

By not having children, you commit genetic suicide.

by A Legit Guy October 9, 2016

social suicide

commiting an act or acts that alienates one from their social scene or social circle

to kill one's social life

John commited social suicide by asking out his ex-girlfriends best friend barely a week after they broke up.

Veronica is commiting social suicide by talking behind her friends backs.

by Washington Socialites January 28, 2005