A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.
by Narreik September 28, 2023
Get the stores adminmug. Where you go when you realize that everything you believed in was wrong. Always located next to a rickety stool store.
Person A: "So after talking with my vegan friend, I realized everything I EVER believed in was wrong."
Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."
Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."
by Yeemanman34 May 15, 2024
Get the Rope storemug. The act of sleeping with an excessive number of partners during a time of opportunity, usually following a long-term committed relationship.
Corie sure took advantage of his bachelor status following his divorce. He was like a kid in a candy store!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
Yeah, he was Candy Storing big time!!!
by forever creepin' April 8, 2021
Get the Candy Storingmug. by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Toad Toy Storemug. by You monkey sus November 11, 2020
Get the o store nikolaj ømug. "Please store all important documents on the cloud backup for safekeeping."
Note: This sentence uses the term "store" to refer to the act of saving information or documents in a digital storage space, rather than its more traditional meaning of a physical place for keeping goods.
Note: This sentence uses the term "store" to refer to the act of saving information or documents in a digital storage space, rather than its more traditional meaning of a physical place for keeping goods.
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
Get the Storemug. A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
Get the Chicago department storemug.