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stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh
"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."
by hnk14 April 25, 2010
mugGet the stoners fingermug.

stoner bologna

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.
Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".
by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017
mugGet the stoner bolognamug.

rolling stoners

n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.

....
Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?

No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.

Just as well man. They kind of suck.
by gnostic3 November 6, 2016
mugGet the rolling stonersmug.

Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009
mugGet the Stoner Tangentmug.

Stoner's dozen

14
I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.
by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015
mugGet the Stoner's dozenmug.

Obnoxious stoner

How to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner
1. hurting people to bring their high down
2. Rude/obnoxious behaviour
3. overacting to everything
4. he must let the world know how high he is
5. forcefull and prone to breaking stuff
6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds
7. loud

You do not want to be this person......

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noone wants to smoke with you
person 1 ; are you okay

\person 2 ; no im not even high anymore he's being an obnoxious stoner
by Truth- hurts November 20, 2016
mugGet the Obnoxious stonermug.

jack stoner

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.
I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!
by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017
mugGet the jack stonermug.

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