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Guy 1: Bro I am taking a Greg Status shit right now
Guy 2: Let me know how it goes. Send pictures
by doughboycantcap June 29, 2020
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Cheese Status

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Its the amount of smegma you have
guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean
by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021
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Someone who has an L opinion and thinks their original but their really just uncool and not funny
Who…? Cares
L status
by Zmoqov December 3, 2021
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When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)
"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"
by Jake and Will May 30, 2006
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Lurk my Status

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More or less the opposite of "Like my Status".

Relevant to Facebook, when people on your friends list read your status updates but do not offer feedback in the form of Likes or Comments.
It could mean one or more of the following:
1) Your friends are apathetic about you and your little life.
2) You have made an ass of yourself and your friends are trying to spare you any humiliation.
3) You've indicated an interest in something (like furry porn or MLP) and people are suddenly embarrassed to know you.
4) One of your friends is stalking you (usually only happens to females) and is too timid to say anything.
5) The people you associate with maintain a Facebook presence, but are too lazy (or think they're too cool) to actively participate.
Lurk my status if you like penis.
by Wraith84 August 10, 2013
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short bus status

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When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
by Stephauren November 9, 2013
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Grown Man Status

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When one exhibits status of a grown man.
AJ: Yo man, did you see Nathan's chest hair.

Devin: Ya nigga, he had grown man status.
by Avreage Joe December 17, 2008
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