1 One who epitomizes the true nature of a herb.
2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.
2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.
So you seen ya boy Chuck? Yeah, he was with that busted ass baby Keesha, that fool is straight herb status.
by take a d July 12, 2006
Get the herb status mug.When a man ties a girl to a chair and then pours a bag of semen that he has collected all over her face and body. Then he leaves her in a closet to let the semen dry. Then, if executed correctly, the girl should resemble an old marble statue.
"Ah man I have been saving this bag of semen for so long. I can't wait to do the Old Marble Statue with my girl."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
"Just remember not to leave her in the closet for too long because then she will start to turn yellow and the majesticness of the marble statue is ruined."
by diarrhea mouth? January 5, 2010
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by Henkemeyer February 12, 2020
Get the Status quo mug.Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.
by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009
Get the T-status mug.by Andy Holden April 21, 2006
Get the bro status mug.When you forget to sign out of Facebook and your friend updates your status with something completely outrageous.
*Frank gets on Tommy's Facebook*
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.
Tommy's new status-Tommy is gonna be a daddy!!
Seconds later 50 people comment and status rape has occurred.
by SickFuck12345 January 25, 2010
Get the Status Rape mug.Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
by joe b hall July 24, 2009
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