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Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
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STARFISH

1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.

A: Dude, I took a deuce.

B: What happened.

A: My butthole looked like a starfish.

2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them

Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.

The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?

Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.

Good, Bro. she's a ho
by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016
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Neutron Starfish

Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.

Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.

When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
by iduntcare March 17, 2020
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dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.
Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish
by Kab00se December 11, 2016
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Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.
Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza
by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025
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Forbes starfish

the act of shitting into another persons asshole
Me and my homeboy went home last night for a Forbes starfish
by Childfollower April 18, 2025
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Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.
I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.
by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022
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