When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.
girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.
by gurrrllll August 24, 2011
Get the hawk stalkingmug. by Bordellr March 16, 2020
Get the stalkmug. To stalk is to be creepy or pervy. Most notably nowadays with Facebook, Facebook stalking is when one person stalks the other persons facebook
by AngryPhanHowell September 12, 2019
Get the Stalkmug. A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Banditmug. Noun: In Gears of War multiplayer, an action that involves equipping your Lancer and following an unsuspecting foe's every move for at least fifteen seconds and finally cutting the poor bastard in half once he stops.
ChefDog: (to teammates) Don't kill the drone, he's mine
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
Ymecca: You're right behind him, whip out the shotty and blow him to bits
Bigguy2: (to ymecca) Shh. He's chainsaw stalkin him. (ChefDog cuts drone in half as he picks up the boomshot
by bobb0913 June 28, 2009
Get the chainsaw stalkmug. A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
Get the Pocket Stalkingmug. When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.
Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.
I love to signal stalk!
What is signal stalking?
TNSLPPTSO?
I love to signal stalk!
What is signal stalking?
TNSLPPTSO?
by The Shit List April 1, 2009
Get the Signal Stalkingmug.