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flat smacking 

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
flat smacking by Big FLATso October 16, 2017
when a guy ejaculates on the chest of a woman and leaves his penis there until his penis is stuck on the woman's chest/breasts.
Sticking her was an awesome idea and felt great.
sticking by docker69 August 2, 2010

casebook stalking 

Like Facebook stalking, but it's when a law professor calls up parties to a law suit years after the fact to find out more about the circumstances of a case.
Did you catch how our professor was totally casebook stalking the plaintiff? The case was over like 30 years ago. I'm amazed that she managed to actually find his contact info.
casebook stalking by Ae5Ea8 January 26, 2015

Shacking 

When a slampiece spends the night with her frat-daddy in his cold-air. Usually does the walk of shame home in at least one article of his clothing.
Girl 1: Hey where were you last night? I didn't see you in your bed.

Girl 2: I was shacking with my frat-daddy!
Shacking by AXO Princess January 6, 2011

Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler 

A nonsensical phrase often used by Gen Alpha kids, includes/ is a combination of the memes: Skibidi Toilet, Gyat, Rizz, Sigma, ohio, & Fanum Tax., Oftentimes they don't seem to know what the phrase actually means, but some do.
Gen alpha: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, i just wanna be your sigma, freaking come here, give me ur ohio. Actual sane person: I need a therapist, I cant take this shit anymore
To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.
1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*