squez

the act of ejaculating in or around someone's mouth

Jeff just got squezzed on in the back seat of his car.

by SQUEZZ December 13, 2010

squid

a easy girl who travels in packs with other easy girls and is always wet*(like a squid*). the could also be a derogatory term that refers to a girl that gives good blow jobs and *hand jobs*(almost is if she had 8* arms)

*arrives at random party with bros*
"yo, look at all these squids. Im about to get loose bro!"
(used as a way do describe potential partners)

*spots a drunken hot girl*
"Yo, im about to hop down on this squid. wish me luck"
(used as a name replacer for his target)

*approaches drunken hot girl*
"damn, squid you got a PHAT BOOTY"
(used as a way to get her attention)

*gets rejected by drunken hot girl*
"man...FORGET you! you aint nothin but a SQUID!!!"
(used as a deragatory term)

by robert LEE johnson August 17, 2012

Land Squid

A land squid is a common phenomenon found often in urban areas. These solitary creatures, much like worms, only appear outside occasionally. Usually after teenage fornication, condom ballooning, tea bagging’s and other such sexual ambiguous events. They usually look sad and crushed. The land squid can be found on concrete side walks, but is more commonly found in vaguely secluded shrubbery where by a one minute tim just finished and discarded a condom. They have no breeding habits and their diets are rather vulgar. The land squid has no natural predators except for adolescent male humans who place them on a stick in order to chase undesirable siblings away, or conversely to court a female. Many land squids can be observed just off the path in Lord Stanley National Park: Vancouver, Canada.

"It seems that the shrubbery outside the trailer park has an infestation of land squids, must be those smith kids again."

by ApollyonZero December 12, 2008

squid game

A term used to describe scaring someone with a fear fetish to make them ejaculate.

Let's play the squid game, Sam is into it.

by Don't_use_your_real_name. September 24, 2021

Squizzle

Squizzle is a state of mind characterized by a lack of common thought process. One who is "Squizzling" generally has nothing better to do, and should not be opperating heavy machinery.

"Dude, I'm sorry... what did you just say? I was totally Squizzling there for a minute."

by CompletelyFixed December 11, 2004

Squid

The plural version of 'quid' which means one pound (British sterling- GBP). Squid is any amount above one pound.

Man: newspaper please
newsagent: that'll be a quid

Girl1: Please can you lend me some money, I really need it to pay back my mum.

Girl2: how much do you need?
Girl1: twenty squid.

by tea_and_crumpets August 31, 2010

squizzle

British variant on the word "squire".

To bar owner: Evening Squizzle, how's tricks?

by haiqu April 5, 2005