Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

Silk Sock

A smooth, non-ribbed condom.

She won’t let me do her unless I’m wearing a silk sock.

The silk sock feels for lifelike.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

toe sock

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold

wow, these toe socks really keep me warm

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 19, 2021

Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot Noot July 24, 2011

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018