credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 16, 2025
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Dare Soap

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soap buddy

1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.

2.Or just picking up each other's soap.

3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .

4.Or gay.

Bromance, yo.
1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "

2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "

3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
by DizzyDazzle March 05, 2014
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soap frogs

person1: hey ur cool
person2: aha sOAp fRoGS
by bigoofmomentmydude March 22, 2020
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Soapness

This water is so soapness coded!
by 2hndkalgg November 06, 2023
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Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute
Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”
by gobbleman August 01, 2022
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Green Soap

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.
Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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