Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

baggy smelly jeans pt1

his haircut doesn't suit him at all he piss and beoble at the class cuz he got no any other place to go to whenever we enter his classroom we get crazy because he smell like baboon ass or salty unwashed under arm.. syouf broke his heart he used to look her in the eye while he's teaching but now.. she broke his heart and he has no hope in life he tryna look hot and cool just to attract syouf again and live his happiest life ever again .... he never change his clothes he always wear his baggy smelly jeans i believe he pee on his jeans because he's locked in a room cuz he's an baddie boy #don't_miss_with_me #emo #suicide #baddie #xoxo #fucklife #death #broken #brknforever #bellie_elliesh #bros #emotional #fake_smile ANYWAYSSSSSS OKAY BESTIES

come part 2

i wrote this in his math class fr FATOM CHILLIN WATCHING MR BEAN AND PEPPA PIG 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

baggy smelly jeans pt1

by fucklife_sadness_broken May 16, 2023

Smelly Henry

Definition: Henry is the definition of smelly. Much smellier than any other person.

“did you see Smelly Henry today? he smelt so bad”

by elizacxsx February 5, 2022

Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!

"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"

by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023

smelly updog

When your coworkers have nothing better to do than to make fun of you because their wives got em simpin'

A) do you love the smell of updog

B) What's updog

A) not much, just simpin' over my wife cause im a cuck

he is a smelly updog

by Stephenbechara February 29, 2024

Smelly wong

Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner

1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this

by WetCliveTheWilly September 3, 2018

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020