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jewish skills 

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.
jewish skills by j00 master December 8, 2004
It's what ever guy needs to get a girl....props to napoleon!
Only guys with skills can get girls
skills by Liney March 10, 2005

Skills for Success 

A total waste of a class that teaches the student how to type for half of a semester. For the rest of the semester you are stuck filling in packets that are word for word of the DMV handbook. Pros of this class include: easy texting, a great time to complete unfinished homework, and getting credit to get a driver's permit.
"What elective are you planning on taking next semester?"
"Skills for success..."
"Aw, that sucks!"
"Yeah, I know."
Skills for Success by ccchic March 27, 2009

Unlimited Skills 

When one is so amazing that they are able to accomplish anything and everything possibly imaginable

Typically preceded by the phrase," Please!"
Unlimited Skills by toefoo May 19, 2010

water soluble driving skills 

Driving skills that disappear the moment it starts raining. For unexplained reasons, this is more prevalent in areas that receive significant amounts of rain through the year. (Charleston, New Orleans, anywhere in Florida, etc)
I cannot handle being in traffic around all these people with water soluble driving skills, 1 raindrop hits their windshields and *everybody* slams on the brakes and starts driving like Grandma Moses.

Finn’s kills 

When a young g sends that bifta your way and your smoking straight green card 🦧
‘Yo bro, you want finn’s kills?’
‘Nah bro what do you mean, there’s nothing there to left.’
Finn’s kills by FattyFatz June 11, 2021