shaved

insulted

"man tamika, she sure shaved you!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

acoustic shave

Where one's singing shaves off one or many needed notes.

At karaoke, Jebus' acoustic shave of Born to be Wild really butchered the song.

by Jozef de Beer March 29, 2008

shavian

For people who can't spell shit.

I'm English and I'm superior so I'm going to type shavian because I suck that much ass.

by Arialle May 18, 2008

shavia

a shaved labia

Did she have a crazy bush or a shavia?

by bananagrams February 20, 2009

butt shaved

Beaten badly, owned, or served.

Ken Jennings butt shaved everyone on Jeopardy.

by Negative- March 29, 2005

shave and a haircut

When a woman is getting fucked doggystyle and the guy pulls out a pair of clippers and shaves a bald spot in her head when she least expects it.

I Caught her texting my friend so I gave her a shave and a haircut right as I blew my load. I had to sleep at my buddy’s place. Totally worth it

by AceMan10 October 27, 2017

shaved ape

athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.

A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.

too many shaved apes at that gym

by flerlerp September 15, 2010