sheagay

1.Professional "Tumdangler" that only enjoys gentlemens' company.

2.Douche-bag

3.Man-toucher and machine "oiler"

4.Brutus the Buckeye butt buddy.

What the fuck, sheagay?! Get the fuck off of me.

Jacob is such a Sheagay, he wanted to tumdangle James Bond.

Sheagay, why do you have lube and a picture of Troy Smith?

Um, no Sheagay, that is a retarded idea, my pants stay on tonight.

by Jrobthecockslober July 4, 2007

Shearing

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.

I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.

by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Shea baby

To fake a pregnancy.

To take a huge dump.

I had a Shea Baby to trick my boyfriend to stay with me.

I can feel Shea Baby coming on

by Physco Asian January 26, 2010

Fletcher Shears

drummer of the garden. is quite greasy. never takes off his smelly boots. has a side project called puzzle. x hail is coming out soon. believes he's superior to his brother, wyatt shears. follow @______puzzle_______ on instagram.

y@: "Fletcher Shears ain't shit so he's evicted from @puzzle_enjoy and every trace left of Puzzle on this account will be obliterated."

by uwantthescoop July 24, 2018

Shea

The most gorgeous lovely person in the world. Happens to be my name. Better than the definition of wendy which is highly unflattering and wrong.

Shea is the greated girl to ever have a crush on.

by Shea April 6, 2005

Alan Shearer Island

The patch of hair seperate from the rest of the hair on the head of a man in the middle of male pattern baldness. Like a follicular version of the Oxbow lake. Named after Newcastle and England striker Alan Shearer, this term was popularised by radio DJ's Mark and Lard in the late nineties.

Other people sporting the Alan Shearer Island include Jim Robinson from Neighbours and Steve McDonald from Coronation Street.

"If I start loosing my hair I'll just shave it all off. I don't want an Alan Shearer Island"

by Big Jock August 24, 2007

cock sheath

1. A derogatory term used to describe a woman of loose morals and a loose vagina.

That cock sheath just told me to go fuck myself! I'm a kill that bitch.

by Travis S November 11, 2005