Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

by Patrissa December 19, 2025

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.

Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."

by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Shaving Propaganda

When Connor needs to shave but won’t to impress the ladies. Shaving propaganda is when you don’t like propaganda against women so you keep a hairy bush!!

Gurt: yo bro a fuc em to yung
Owen: Bro don’t fall for the shaving propaganda.

by Bigdickguy375 May 23, 2025

Shaving Propaganda

When retard women think that not shaving is powerful and defeating the patriarchy

Retard: I see you're falling for the man's shaving Propaganda.

by Sex Slave 277 May 26, 2025

Shave

To transliterate into Shavian, a rare alphabet used to write the English language.

"Seems like 'Thai,' 'tie' and 'tye' all shave to 𐑑𐑲."

by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025