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Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.
Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!
by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026
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Shave Pussy

Pronounced: shave•puh•see

(Verb): The act of shaving or trimming a cat’s facial fur, typically the whiskers or the fur as a form of grooming or aesthetic modification. While whiskers are important for a cat's sensory perception, this term refers to an unconventional and often controversial grooming practice where the cat's natural facial fur is altered for personal or cosmetic reasons.

The term “shave pussy” is meant to describe the process in a playful, lighthearted way, but should be used with caution, as removing or trimming whiskers can impact a cat’s ability to navigate its environment.
1. "I was experimenting with some new cat grooming techniques today. I shaved my pussy tinkerbell—just a tiny trim around her cheeks. She looks so much neater now!"

2. "I wouldn’t recommend it, but my friend went overboard and did a full shave pussy on his cat. It was honestly kind of bizarre, but the cat didn't seem to mind."

3. "Be careful when shaving pussies, you don’t want to mess with their whiskers too much! It’s risky, but some owners like to try it for a cleaner look."

Note: Always be cautious with pet grooming cats rely heavily on their whiskers for spatial awareness and balance, so altering them can potentially confuse or disorient the animal
by EMD F59PHI January 14, 2025
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Chair Shavings

It's complicated

Basically it's when the paint on your chair hardens, flakes, and then those flakes stick to you and spread everywhere in your house.
Jack: "Dude, what are these little things everywhere?"
Tony: "Ugh. Those are just chair shavings."
by RobloxKing443 February 14, 2025
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Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
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Shaving Propaganda

When Connor needs to shave but won’t to impress the ladies. Shaving propaganda is when you don’t like propaganda against women so you keep a hairy bush!!
Gurt: yo bro a fuc em to yung
Owen: Bro don’t fall for the shaving propaganda.
by Bigdickguy375 May 23, 2025
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Shaving Propaganda

When retard women think that not shaving is powerful and defeating the patriarchy
Retard: I see you're falling for the man's shaving Propaganda.
by Sex Slave 277 May 26, 2025
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Shave

To transliterate into Shavian, a rare alphabet used to write the English language.
"Seems like 'Thai,' 'tie' and 'tye' all shave to 𐑑𐑲."
by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025
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