sercion

Sercion is a bad ass and gets all the girls he is also good at sports and a little crazzy he is also super funny

Sercion is a bad ass at scootering

by Sercion May 19, 2018

Serbian Oyster Stew

Multiple dudes wading through a spread open vagina (using a speculum for best results) that is filled with vomit, feces, and oyster meat to get to the pearl at the very end.

Chad, Todd, Ryan, and Brent stirred and scooped their way to the prize awaiting them in Aubrey's filthy sausage wallet. This was a challenging dish of Serbian Oyster Stew.

by MrBlonde724 April 4, 2019

Sergeant Elmer

A man or woman who enjoys causing an erection in a Male horse.

Look at sergeant Elmer over there, smiling ear to ear, watching that giant dong pop out of that horse's meat sleeve as he sensually brushes his back hair.

by Pappasholley November 12, 2019

Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.

Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

Serbian finger trap

When one places their flaccid penis inside a bottle or can and then gets a boner, resulting in a stuck penis in said container. A can may also result in a cut.

Honey, why is your dick cut up? My friends tricked me into a Serbian finger trap.

911 what's your emergency? Serbian finger trap...

by Govedo August 16, 2020

Sergejheit

When you dont accept something and you think you are schlauheit

A: Do you have the schlauheit to do that?
S: Ahahahahah you just said Schlauheit thats not a word.

S Just pulled the Sergejheit on A

by Aneinander December 25, 2020

Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.

Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!

by ElGallino April 9, 2021