A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
by Sam Packwood May 25, 2007
Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.
I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.
by Blackwolf Morrow September 06, 2008
the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.
girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
by uncapher25 February 10, 2012
by terdfuck February 01, 2009
Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
by seven sins 88 June 01, 2018
by Ssnott August 29, 2016
This is known as when a person stops walking, lies on their back, and licks the anus of a junk yard dog.
Frank: “You see that mo fo lying on his back in the junk yard?”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
Hank: “Yeah buddy! That guy definitely secret votes.”
by magnateman January 14, 2019