patrick schmitt

He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world

Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy

by Patrick Schmitt January 7, 2019

mrs schmitt

The annoyingest fucking teacher out there. Has a major ass hunchback that’s really noticeable. She tends to give her students sass and a bunch of homework. She is also really fucking ugly

Hey did you see Mrs Schmitt’s hunchback today. Ew the fuck

by shannon declarer March 17, 2019

Bailei Schmitt

The best person in the world. She is the most beautiful girl in the entire world. The most amazing girl ever!

Bailei Schmitt is the best

by anonymous73619 July 13, 2019

Zack schmitt

a person with receding hair, fake supreme wallet, and hasn’t shown his PP to any of his friends

This dudes pullin a heavy zack schmitt vibe

by Coochie boy January 31, 2020

Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.

"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."

by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022

clara schmitz

claka baka schmitz is a maneater who has all the sai kung girlies and men. she is v fashionable but might steal ur clothes if ur amber! she can also be known as baboobabee, clancy, or claki taki. shes really into minecraft too.

Gega: omg did you see that girl wearing that dream hoodie??
Oski: Ya i think that’s a clara schmitz

by sophie devlin November 5, 2022