Santa Handjob

An orgy activity in which several men lay naked next to each other while another person strokes their penises, one stroke at a time, going along the row of men, repeating as necessary until each man has ejaculated. It is named for its similarity in nature to the tale of Santa Claus, who enters homes through their chimneys to deliver presents and then quickly leaves, with the penises representing the chimneys and the hand representing Santa. Can also be done as a competition to see which man can last the longest.

Coworker 1: You gonna show up to the company Christmas party?
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.

by prismcheeto November 25, 2020

Santa Claus

Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.

I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.

by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020

Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017

santa clause

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

Me: woah, kid, how you get 100 on that LA quiz?
rich kid: I studied with santa clause, bitch

by G0ingInsqne April 8, 2017

Atlanta Santa

A big brawny pimp who's got many hoe-hoe-hoes and will come down yo girl's chimney.

Dude i swear, that guy was Atlanta Santa.

by iiAdroit June 12, 2016

Santa Fever

Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.

"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.

by Niecythegreat July 26, 2016