Similar to Jungle and Yellow fever, Santa fever is a increased affinity or even fetish towards tall, bearded, well-built, mature white men.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.
Perpetuated by dilfs, daddy culture, and lumbersexuality.
"How do you like that guy?" Brenda asks. "You know I have Santa fever. Eh, give him a beard and I'd be on top of his lap in no time," Niecy excitedly replies.
by Niecythegreat July 26, 2016
Get the Santa Fevermug. When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.
by erferfin February 11, 2022
Get the Santa Clausingmug. A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019
Get the Santa Clausemug. When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.
m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.
by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019
Get the Santa Clausmug. Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.
I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.
by Dave Ren November 18, 2011
Get the Santa Blockmug. Santa-Sauced: The condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing Santa Claus in some mall somewhere. Drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, fucken soccer moms.
Teenager 1: Hey Jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see Santa Clause and get his picture and shit.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
Teenager 2: No way man. That motherfucker is Santa-Sauced. I don’t want him near my little bro.
Teenager 1: Seriously dude; how can you tell?
Teenager 2: Cause the more that Santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. He damn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
Teenager 1: Well, you must be right. If anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk ass.
by Jackthesnipper9512365 December 2, 2011
Get the Santa-Saucedmug. by chillbaby16 April 22, 2020
Get the Santa Cockingmug.