Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.

Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?

by JosephMayo June 15, 2018

sand duppy

An old fashioned, derogatory Caribbean term to define someone who is short, fat, ugly and squat. Likening them to a hideous spectre that is close to the ground (sand)

“That guy is so short and fat, he looks like a sand duppy”

by Velvetee June 17, 2018

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

jake sands

a little midget that goes to knole academy and gets the Mickie taken of him and he is soooo annoying that he would throw things at you and the more you say stop the more he carries on

jake sands is soooo annoying

by George pig July 6, 2018

Sand pamper

The gathering of sand in the lining of your bathing suit, causing the appearance of a full diaper

I always have a sand pamper when I wear my high waisted bathing suit to the beach.

by Karie marie July 6, 2018

Sand marlin

The giant fish that you hook but never land

Caught a massive sand marlin...

It could of been a rock that snaps your line, but who can prove it.

by Sandmarlin August 17, 2018

Dick sand

An undeniably hot guy who’s dick sucks you in easily if you get to close and sucks in anything near or around him with his charm.
a bad or dangerous situation from which it is hard to escape.

"Jessica found her self sinking fast in dick sand after meeting Jeff .”

by Morganna A.J February 5, 2019