salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 14, 2018

salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

by Bick Steprelli February 23, 2014

salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.

Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night

by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020

Salty Diego

The act of a male ejaculating in another person's eye.

Emily didn't close her eyes, so Brad gave her a salty diego.

by thatonedoot October 05, 2010

Salty Beast

An individual that is walking hell. Usually hammered drunk.

John: Eww did you see that guy? Does he have rabies or something?

Rob: Yeah look at that Salty Beast.

by Chilluminati March 07, 2014

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky May 11, 2018

salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017