safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

safety seal

the use of mutiple condoms to protect oneself from a major skank's vag

I had use a safety seal to fuck sarah last night

by scarletbegonias! June 29, 2009

Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."

Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty!
Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub.
Jim: (*shrugs*)
Bob: Ham.

by Paterico December 9, 2008

safety bust

when a guy busts nut inside a girl during sex but its safe to do so because she is on birth control

You: Did you bang your girlfriend yet?
Friend: Yea dog for sure... she on birth control too!
You: Awesome, so you safety busted in her right?
Friend: Hells yea i did!

by calaburrito July 2, 2009

safety lock

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands

You will not attack me! Safety lock!

by 1SS December 7, 2020

Safety

Safety is the type of good behavior towards a problem. If you where in a sitiuation perhaps a robber is nearby,...safety is the key.

Most Humans don't have this special ability to be safe.

*Unknown Dangerous man* (Goes into a school)- "Hehehe.....i'm officially in the school..."
*Principal* (Speaker) "Everyone....get......to.....safety......"
*Random student* "Whats safety!!??..""
*Teacher* "Safety is key now!"
*Teacher* "Safety means to get security."

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ March 4, 2019