Ryan

A disgusting waste of sperm that does not deserve the carbon footprint that he produces in his privileged life. He is the type of person to put a ruler underneath his pillow to see how long he slept.

After flunking my final it is no surprise that my Math teacher's name is Ryan.

Ryan by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019

ryan

likes to get very massive penises up his asshole and also likes to give out blowjob for 5$ but he really love watching gay porn.and fingering himself.

my brother is a ryan.

ryan by bullshitbullshit March 15, 2017

ryan

A short, wimpy idiot that never leaves you alone. When your talking to your friend he will just sit there like he's in the conversation. Say's he doesn't have any problems but we clearly stated earlier that he does. No girlfriends....wait that imaginary girlfriend tho. Never really touched a girl. If she breaks up with him, guys are always available...

"You know Ryan? My 4 year old brother can beat him up."

ryan by karrott1 December 5, 2017

ryan

A complete and total idiot that thinks he has a very false impression of self, generally someone that thinks he is much smarter/better looking than he actually is.

Wow, that guy is such a Ryan. He thinks he's so smart, but he's actually a moron.

ryan by superubergenius March 11, 2008

Ryan

I can't explain!

Anthony: "hey man, ryan really rocked that show yesterday!"
Matt: "Yeah dude! Like I CAN'T EXPLAIN how well he did!"
Jack: "I wish I was ryan!"

Ryan by lalalalax bro September 30, 2012

Ryan

A Ryan is a male who is vary hot, normally has a really hot body, a great personality, and is a man whore. He can brighten any one's day or ruin it. He's nice, kind, caring, vary protective over any one he truly loves, he can be a smart-ass and some times he can be cocky and or rude. But he is loved by lots of people. He is also vary athletic and musically.

girl1- "Did you see that Ryan walk by?"
girl2- "Yeah, he's hot. I wounder how much he works out?"
girl1- "Idk, but I've herd he has like 30 kid's."
girl2- "He's such a man whore, but a really hot one at least."

Ryan by kickabrick August 7, 2011

ryan

A Ryan is a Penis Kid

Ryan has a huge head and very curly hair and thinks he has a thing for the ladies but is really bicurious.

ryan by Max Kubicki January 21, 2008