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Gay Rodeo 

A rodeo specifically welcoming lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) as well as heterosexual participants and spectators. Many, though not all, of the contestants at a gay rodeo identify as being members of the LGBT community. Gay rodeos bring together like-minded folks who enjoy rodeos and being gay.
Person A: Hey dude, do you want to go to the gay rodeo next weekend?

Person B: Not really.

Person A: Why not?

Person B: It just doesn't sound appealing to me.

Person A: Why doesn't it sound appealing?

Person B: I don't know. A bunch of gay guys at a rodeo? Not my thing.

Person A: Okay, well what about a straight rodeo?

Person B: You know what? I'm just really not that rodeos of any kind.

Person A: Sounds good. Hey, off topic, do you wanna eat my butt?

Person B: Sure.
Gay Rodeo by Big poppa 62353456 January 9, 2018
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Eskimo Rodeo 

A nefarious girlfriend prank that involves icing one's erection to the point of near frostbite and then sliding in bed and punching your frozen member into her gasm chasm while simultaneously gripping her tightly and whooping like a cowboy. The goal is to stay on for 8 seconds while she bucks and kicks like an angry bull.
"Cody rode Sheena at the Eskimo Rodeo the other night. He got a black eye, a couple broken ribs and a busted lip but made it the whole 8 seconds. That dude is a legend. "
Eskimo Rodeo by TheLargeBreast February 25, 2014

Montana Rodeo 

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.
Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

Welsh Rodeo 

The act of skill fully latchin on to the back/rear of some thing and thrusting untill thrown /pulled off the object/person/sheep.
i feel violated Brian just welsh rodeoed me.
Welsh Rodeo by WJDurham February 1, 2009

the rodeo 

This is the act of fucking a girl doggy style and when things become well heated around 20 min. in you lean forward and whisper into your partners ear" I HAVE AIDS" and " I TOOK THE CONDOM OF 10 MIN. AGO!!!" at this point the longer you hold on the more points you gain.
hey man totatly gave taryn the rodeo last night... sucks to be her!! and me!!
the rodeo by EazyBeazy March 8, 2011

Epileptic-Rodeo 

When fornicating with an epileptic person and they begin to have a seizure. One then holds on for dear life and a world record.
As soon as the man noticed the clapping sounds turning on and off the lights, he knew he was in for an Epileptic-Rodeo.
Epileptic-Rodeo by Andy in Vegas February 19, 2008

western rodeo

Phrase defining the act of male masturbating while riding a horse bareback.
The man enjoyed a western rodeo on his prized pony.
western rodeo by dem shitz January 10, 2010