by Slax January 26, 2017
Get the Senior rita mug.Steals people's dogs when their level of care does not reach her expectations, yet her own dogs haven't been vaccinated. Thinks she is above the law. Is usually found on Facebook declaring some war on a random person with a lost dog. Is known for sayings like "just take the dog and take it to a shelter" "steal it and say you don't know" "don't give him his dog back" (the last statement usually after she steals the dog and has a friend take it to the shelter). She is often found bashing local law enforcement, especially humane officers and dog wardens because she thinks they aren't doing their jobs. She has never volunteered a day in an animal shelter, but is so quick to tell a shelter employee that they don't know how to care for an animal.
by Rebecca Roadkill March 5, 2020
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Get the Escort Rita mug.Every once in a while friends will get togther and throw leaves at eachother to celebrate their friendship!!
by T1dd13s November 6, 2020
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I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
Get the paygan ritual mug.St Rita is a school in the "beautiful" southside of Chicago. There's really not much to say about Rita men other than the fact that they think they are the Gucci of the catholic league when they are really the goodwill.
St. Rita Man #1: God we should've gone to Providence
St. Rita Man #2: Ya St Rita is so dust but at least we are SOUTH SIDE
St. Rita Man #2: Ya St Rita is so dust but at least we are SOUTH SIDE
by RITAwasAwhore November 8, 2021
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