retarded

To be tarded twice..

John who is tarded.. is now retarded

by Rob March 15, 2004

Flame Retarded

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.

Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.

by TangClock July 12, 2009

retard strength

Super-human strength usuaslly had by one who is considered a reatard and can lift heavy things only because they are too retarded to know they are hurting themselves

Why is that guy holding up the retard racer with his teeth? He must have retard strength!!

by Jimmy May 13, 2005

retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

fat retard

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

by dcs February 12, 2005

Retarded Donkey

Someone who is extremely well endowed

That guys is hung like a retarded donkey.

by corpuscle April 28, 2008

Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.

Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded

by Zaccster December 27, 2011