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Puddle Packer

Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.
Goddamn puddle packer!! get some sleep!!
by Gmoney825 April 22, 2020
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Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.
His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!
by Sex Lab October 7, 2019
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Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
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Sun Puddle

Guy 1: hey dude, have you heard this new song by Sun Puddle?
Guy 2: bro why the fuck are you speaking like that no one has conversations like this outside of text books.
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fire puddle

like lava but more fiery and more water like
dude that fire puddle messsed me up real bad
by Devilvoy March 11, 2015
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Puddle stomper

A slur that is said when somebody particular of Asian descent is being obnoxious, rude, needy, or a punk.
Leave it to the puddle stomper to be mad that she isn’t getting that designer bag.
by Owler45 October 11, 2025
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puddle

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now
by YummoTummo April 26, 2024
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