Civilized Pussification

The theory to suppress and feminize a society into a bunch of whining and highly offended pussies. Mainly effected are men who are confused on how it is to be an man. The goal is to pussify the masses so they are easily controlled

1.Civilized Pussification is making the United States weak and a laughing stock of the world.

2.Civilized Pussification causes men to whine, watch Glee, Brunch and pander to women.

by VIGOROUS JONESY February 19, 2015

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

One Pump Man

A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.

"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"

by Funnyneck January 28, 2017

I put that on chawls!

In order to gain trust of strangers and comrades alike . One invokes the name of the beloved leader of the X men. So it is understood that theyre actions will come to fruition and that there words hold absolute truth.

"Akin to swearing on the constitution"

He told me he wasnt giving me that $20 till next week and I swung on em.
and I put that on CHAWLS!!!

by Chawwwlsss!!!!! January 7, 2021

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

hobo pussy

The five o'clock shadow that occurs not too long after a girl shaves her pussy.

Man, my face is all chafed from going down on this girl with hobo pussy.

by Beef Cannon Bill October 14, 2011

purpouse

A common misspelling of the word purpose.

-What is the purpouse of this mindless experimentation, Bob?

-Learn to spell, then talk to me, dickmunch.

-But we are speaking out loud, how do you know if I misspelt something?

-I can see it in your eyes...IN YOUR EYES...

by cocomonkilla March 8, 2009