perpendicularshots

Fucking a girl from the back but instead of her being on her hands/knees (doggystyle, backshots) she’s on her side

This makes her perpendicular to the penetrator

Male manipulator: She was gonna kill herself but after I played an alex g song on my guitar she agreed to perpendicularshots in her bedroom with red LED lights

Friend: What the fuck are you saying? Are you retarded?

by weird eye the science guy February 17, 2024

preening

what birds do to mantain or just tidy up their feathers, keeping them nice and healthy

My cockatiel is preening

by what am i doing heree December 2, 2023

Perpendicular play

Having sex where each respective partner is stimulating the other through means of physical intimacy.

Alice invited Alicia to her room last night after their date and two did perpendicular play.

by Redshirt69 December 15, 2023

Prepearing the thanksgiving feast

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.

Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.

by WalterTar November 25, 2024

Presence of mind

the ability to remain calm and take quick, sensible action.

he had the presence of mind to record the scene on video

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

Presentuality

The practice of giving your mind a break, from thinking to much about the past. And over thinking the future. To just live in the present moment.

I’m practicing Presentuality for a bit because I’ve been stressing to much about the past and the future.

by Rachael Burns August 4, 2024

Prepeat

When you ask someone to repeat a question, and before they've finished repeating it you know the answer to their question.

Person 1: How was your workday? Did you do anything fun?
Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Your workday, was it-
Person 2: Oh sorry, prepeat moment, yeah it was good, I had lunch with my favourite colleague.

by OscarThere April 30, 2024