Postmodernism

A way to philosophize yourself into a lunatic asylum

He went insane because he studied postmodernism and couldn’t tell fact from fiction anymore

by Colonel Kakarrot August 12, 2022

Postgame

Attractive girls within a location. Typically, boys will spend their time at a bar, party, etc. scouting out each postgame before deciding which one to commit to and ultimately spend the night with.

Buddy like you pull up to the J, you’re gonna get some postgames like you’ve never had in your life buddy. The girls here, they just hit different, y’know what I mean?

by Jamal Jud$on February 22, 2023

Postal bait

When a game gives you tons of guns, ammo, and a shit load of innocent civilians and no consequences. Originated from the game postal 2.

That area is total postal bait, there’s a machine gun and hundreds of civvies.

by The reee man March 10, 2023

Postmorrow

The day after tomorrow

I will meet you at your house postmorrow

by Hannah Steinmetz March 17, 2023

Postpare

The opposite of prepare

In the morning, I prepare for work. After a long day of work, I postpare and relax

by offlabelshakespeare June 1, 2023

Portmandoughnut

A portmanteau with a fashionable glaze and a creamy raspberry-filled center of inanity; highly prized by slobs, fops, rubes, bone-noses & cubeheads for its palatable and convenient pathos on the one-hand but for also conferring the illusion of wit or sophistication on the other.

"I really need to cut back on Portmandoughnuts as I've already gained 3 lbs this week alone"

by Joh5nny June 6, 2023

postmodernism

Postmodernism is a philosophy that holds that there are no such things as truth, facts, or objective reality, and such concepts are oppressive tools of the white male power structure. A common postmodernist refrain is "Perception is reality". Rather than there being an objective reality that everyone is perceiving through lenses that can and do contain distortions, postmodernism teaches that reality is different for every person, and there is no such thing as a false narrative. An old expression says that "There are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the cold, hard truth". Postmodernism gets rid of that third side. Everybody's worldview, right down to the mentally disturbed person screaming on the subway about the end times, is equally valid. Young-earth creationists, flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, and Q-Anon cultists are taken seriously, and have followings, because of postmodernism. Before postmodernism, these people would have been roundly dismissed as idiots, and rational minds would set the record straight.

We went from there being three news channels that admittedly told a slanted narrative, to one where there are millions of "news sources" to choose from to fit your own personal narrative. And we went from one stifling, oppressive (usually religiously-driven) set of moral standards, to NO moral standards whatsoever, and complete moral relativism. Because no answers is better than one answer, and you must NEVER tell a person that they're wrong.

When I was a kid I was foolishly taught that the sky was blue, but now, thanks to postmodernism, I know that the sky is whatever color a person believes it to be.

by q359 June 25, 2023