Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule.

At the beginning of the game when all cups are in play if the first cup made is the bitch cup (the very center cup in the middle " leaving a "hole in the middle of all the cups the shooter can try and make his next ball or any balls after land in the "black hole" or the space in the middle of all the cups if the ball lands and stays in the black hole than any and all cups touching/making the hole must be removed as if a black hole opened up and sucked all the closest cups into it. You should be left with the 3 corners of the original rack and nothing else after this shot is made. This also counts and a made cup if there is a balls back, or heating up opportunity.

They really thought I was gunna lose until I hit that black hole and caught back up.

Fuck man I had him trolling till he hit that black hole now I'm behind

Black Hole Beer Pong Rule. Always wins it for me

by Pong dong daddy May 2, 2020

ping pong

a white person who has very squinty eyes and looks asian

omg isabelle you asian ping pong

by Jasminorampu Kunagudw June 4, 2020

Pong noggers

That slap feeling when something sucks REALLY bad

Man I have to work a double today and I gotta realy shit. Today is just a pong noggers day

by Argon1000 August 6, 2020

Ping pong

A simple sport that requires good hand eye coordination fast movement usually a two player game.

She is playing ping pong on her own

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

PONG

A water bong used for smoking meth (typically called p in New Zealand)

Hey Nick, Where's the pong at? I wanna puff!

by AntisocialNZ September 9, 2020

Ponging

When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.

Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!

by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020