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gash points 

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!

Jungle Points 

Similar to man points, but you get them for sexual encounters out doors.
Yeaah we totally had sex behind that tree... twice!

Ha, serious jungle points!
Jungle Points by whattfever December 20, 2009

Nub Points 

Points one acquires throughout one's life based on their
experience and record on answering non-relevant questions.
Plus one nub points!
Nub Points by Zed.0 October 9, 2010

Thot points 

Thot Points are the rating system based on acts and actions to measure how much of a Thot someone is. Measured in 000's
"How many Thot Points would you give her?"
Thot points by Sonney Jim May 21, 2018

Chico Points 

Points obtained via doing acts such as listening to music on an iPod, trashing bathrooms, playing bluegrass on the saxophone, etc.
Person 1: “Hey man, how many Chico Points do you have?”

Person 2: “I listened to 4 songs on my iPod and trashed a bathroom, so I think I’m at 21 Chico Points.”
Chico Points by LaundryRoom287 November 21, 2018

House points 

Useless crap used to make teachers pets feel better and to make it seem like teachers aren't always dishing out detentions like oprah.

Mainly used in british schools.
Teacher: " here u go jimmy, have a house point for ur good behaviour"

Student: "miss can i go to the toile...."

Teacher: " YoU ShOuTeD OuT!!! DeTeNtIOn!!!"

house points are for good students/pushovers
House points by 69Jeff 420 September 25, 2019