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pizza goal

Some professional hockey teams award free pizza to fans in attendance if their team scores a certain number of goals in a game (i.e., 6). The pizza goal is the goal which sends the fans home with pizza.
Heatley and Corvo came out of the penalty box, had a breakaway, and Heatley scored the pizza goal, winning the Ottawa fans free pizza.
by Andy Saunders January 6, 2008
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microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.
Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.
by ojiru March 25, 2008
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pizza sling

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
snap yer pizza sling, before i do, ass rafter!
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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pizza ship

An endearing term for a very close friend. It phonetically is similar to "piece of shit". You know your best friends are the worst people in the world which is why you love them so much.
by cactusbot November 15, 2014
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Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).
I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!
by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020
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creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.
Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.
by Busty Jew November 26, 2017
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Pizza god

God of all pizza and pizza people..you should probably all just follow the pizza god now
ALL HAIL PIZZA GOD!!!
by Pizzafollower January 21, 2018
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