Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).

I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!

by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020

pizza sling

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

snap yer pizza sling, before i do, ass rafter!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Fake pizza

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.

Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza

by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018

creamy pizza

When a man cums on a cheese pizza then forces it up a cows urethra.

Farmer1: Howdy partner! Sorry I took too long I was just given Bessy a good ol creamy pizza.
Farmer2: What the fuck.

by Busty Jew November 26, 2017

Pizza god

God of all pizza and pizza people..you should probably all just follow the pizza god now

ALL HAIL PIZZA GOD!!!

by Pizzafollower January 21, 2018

hairy pizza

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

by h, December 8, 2009

microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008