Hell on Earth. It’s hot as hell and for some reason idiots live there even though it’s inhospitable without a fucking AC. If Phoenix is inhabited, then why the hell isn’t the Sahara or Outback Desert inhabited? The only things they have in Phoenix are families that couldn’t afford the other shithole called California and useless and worthless cactuses that just do nothing.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

Phoenix is a wonderful girl who is not that intelligent. Super cute girl that all the guys fall for. She loves hanging out with her friends. She is great at doing hair, but usually goes for a high pony. She can’t be trusted for everything but can be friends with anyone. She is a little bit boy crazy, and loves to break hearts. All in all, treat your Phoenix with love and respect, and she will love you forever
Guy 1: bro who is that new hot girl??
Guy 2: bro that’s my girlfriend Phoenix
Guy 3: dang dude, you did done it!
Guy 2: bro that’s my girlfriend Phoenix
Guy 3: dang dude, you did done it!
by Phoenix’s best friend June 6, 2019

by Slongdongjimmyclong April 30, 2019

A phrase for the phase of life you enter after going through a really bad time. Your life feels like it's burned down, and slowly, after what feels like an inordinate amount of time, you resurrect in the best way possible — a way that can only be achieved by going through it in the first place.
"Four months after my breakup, I'm truly phoenixing."
"Eugh, after that bleak time, I'm like, feeling really good — I think I'm in my Phoenixing era."
"Eugh, after that bleak time, I'm like, feeling really good — I think I'm in my Phoenixing era."
by phoenix2023 July 23, 2023

by Nixthesexman July 6, 2022

place. Delightful city in the sunbelt. Currently experiencing a very reasonable 200 heat-related deaths a year, making it slightly worse than Chernobyl for radiation morbidity. But infrared radiation, like UV from tanning beds, has always received a bye. Also has a basketball team and many grumpy dispossessed natives reduced to selling trinkets to sunburned visitors.
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by gnostic3 January 27, 2022
