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What I call genders who are addicted to suppositories.
Person 1: Are you addicted to suppositories?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: 《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
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Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.
Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh
by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025
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Raider Paranoia

The overwhelming anxiety experienced by players of Arc Raiders; wherein the player is jittery and plagued by a consistent fear of a.) being shot in the back while looting or attacking enemies; b.) being attacked and knocked while extracting from a round; or c.) being overwhelmed by Arc enemies and left to crawl to death out in the wild. Other experiences may vary and contribute to this condition.
Don’t play with Todd, he has Raider Paranoia and shoots any person or thing that moves.

Sorry, I’m hanging back so far, hyper-watching the skies, and moving slowly, team. I have Raider Paranoia.
by JamKamDiddly January 11, 2026
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pussy poppin parana

A bitch (fish) that pops her pussy for anything.
Wassup janae aka pussy poppin parana 🤙🏽
by Thatthraxbih December 22, 2016
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let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!
I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020
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White Conservative Paranoia

A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
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