kernel panic

The emotional distress and sticker shock experienced when purchasing popcorn, especially at movie theaters.

While purchasing a medium tub of popcorn at his local movie theater, Bart was so surprised at the $7.00 price tag that he had a total kernel panic.

by Nicholas Arnold August 5, 2008

white panic

1.) When a white person panics after realizing they may have said something racist and they attempt to compensate or prove how racially sensitive they really are.

2.) Bill O'Reilly's show after Trayvon Martin.

White person: Do "non-colored people" have different adversities?
PoC: Wow saying "color people" is offensive.
White person: *writes a book explaining what they meant and why they aren't racist*
PoC: Ok damn calm down on that white panic.

Bill O'Reilly: (everything he said after Trayvon Martin and fearing riots) white panic!!!

by Xizor159 November 3, 2013

ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

Ass-Panic

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.

Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."

by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009

Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

Personal Panic Lie

When you imagine a scenario in which common sense tells you that you will never be in, but you want to prove a point to someone, someday, somewhere.

a) "yeah, i should pack the toolkit, manicure set and superglue, might need that when i get there"
b) "your going to the corner shop"
a) "just had a personal panic lie (ppl) sorry"
b) "breathe"

by idontlikemushrooms December 13, 2012

urinal panic

The act of failing to urinate when stood at a urinal in a busy men's public toilet, despite really needing to. This is often followed by urinal miming

"I stood in the queue for 5 minutes, then got urinal panic when it was my turn to go. I just stood there pointing percy at the porcelain & nothing happened. In the end I had to do some urinal miming."

by John Superman December 6, 2013