Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 26, 2021

Paper fleet

When mail trucks travel together in groups.

As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.

by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019

paper toilet

when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it

oh shit i gotta shit but everyones in the shitters. oh ima make a paper toilet

by kyle the pinger May 16, 2013

paper relationship

When you're technically 'dating' someone, but the actual relationship between you and that person has less than a platonic friendship would. Dating someone only on paper, basically.

Me and this guy are back together, but it's such a paper relationship this time! Ugh!

by tfiosinfinities May 2, 2015

Tre Paper

A rich rapper who has a benz and will go out of his way to provide for his family. A great person to be a friend with.

Tre Paper has cool music you should look at it

by ha hhaa May 9, 2009

darth paper

The act of wrapping paper on your face and eating out a woman, if she gets a paper cut you then scream out "I am your father!!!!!" And get a DNA test just in case

I just Darth papered your mom last night

by Darthpaperman October 23, 2019