Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.

For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.

by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017

Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.

Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!

by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023

The Raw Oyster

The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.

James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!

by TheDadFromSpyKids July 23, 2024

Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over

"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"

by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017

Tepid oyster

When a male inserts his scrotum into the anal cavity of his female partner prior to orgasm then slowly with drawls the testicles one at a time as the female achieves climax.

Much to Susan's chagrin when she saw Ben's ample scrotum she knew tonight's menu included anal play with a side of tepid oysters.

by Stubacca73 September 22, 2017

Oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 19, 2025