Option B

The ability to choose between enduring one's current situation or have a monkey fling his poop at you for 15 minutes instead.

Mom) Johnny, we have to go to a funeral later.
Johnny)Uh...I choose option B instead
*POOF*
Monkey) huhu ha ha ha

by viciousgandhi June 8, 2003

OpTic VS3

One of the most renowned modders on the xbox 360. He is known for his amazing modding and glitching skills and is one of the very few people who is nice to bk randys on the xbox 360. Although he has selective hearing most of the time he is a pretty cool guy and nice to hang out and play with especially on MW2 in Modded Lobbies.

Oh My Gosh Is That OpTic VS3? Can I Send You A Friend Request?

by A Fan Of OpTic VS3 <3 April 19, 2010

opti

short for optispark distributor, used in GM's LT1 engine

"Yo dawg, you got that opti out yet?"

by Alex222 September 21, 2005

Optimism

Wishful thinking.

Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

Optimism

by UrbanDictionaryUsername July 31, 2012

Mexican Optometrist

To ejaculate onto a woman's glasses.

I really gave Jane the mexican optometrist.

by James Hayes June 11, 2006

optied

An ausome word. used for anything you can think of. If you are in a awkward conversation and you dont know what to say you just say "umm....OPTIED!!! WOOO!!!!" a word made up by me. use it whenever to whoever you want cause no one will have a clue what it means!! best word in the fricken world. its hella asuome!!! wooo

1. "That tree is so big!" "It's optied!"

2. *awkward quesion* optied!!!

3. What is the anser to number 56667?" OPtied!!!

4, thats hella optied

5. Thats fricken optied!!!

by weezyjoe September 17, 2006

half back option

lesser of two or more options. the GO TO in a jam. your last resort at the prom.

Well if she dont work out i still have becky as the half back option.

by Brent Donald Johnson October 13, 2006