Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.
1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018
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fucking dick munch

Someone who loves to munch dick all day every day and rarely have an empty mouth, also referred to as a slag/sket.
Rebbeca is a fucking dick munch, because she always has a dick in her mouth.
by BassFaceBasher November 07, 2013
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Crunch n' Munch

"I was watching this crunch n' munch video while talking dirty about hiking mount fuji with my life partner"
by bobbyDoesntLikecrunchies March 25, 2010
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Munch my bird

It pretty much means eat me out but instead of pussy your talking about ass
John:why you such a fag nigga?
Kyle:yo munch my bird nigga
John:eww faggot

or

Shanaynay:bitch munch ma bird and suck ma clit
by iKenjii September 13, 2009
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cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck
by Tobyz911 February 06, 2011
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Thank U Berry Munch

1. A Girl Scout cookie

2. An S&M sex act for a homosexual couple. The dominant partner performs oral sex on the submissive partner, repeatedly biting the testicles of the submissive. The submissive must thank the dominant partner each time this is performed.
Oh, God, Jim! Thank you very much for the Thank U Berry Munch!
by Bad Girl Scout November 12, 2011
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bean munching demon

A strange creature that has a craving and weired desire to eat baked beans with every meal and pudding.

this strange phenominom makes you lick your teeth and have an uncontollable laugh that sounds like your gagging. (can also cause you to turn to the dark side and support small heath fc.)

Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!
"my god ms k white how can you possibly eat baked beans and ice cream in gravy? have you lost your mind??"
by pirv April 26, 2004
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