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Hippo Milk

also known as strawberry milk, it's usually drunk by kids in the morning before they go to their class, its called hippo milk because theres a conspiracy that hippo milk is actually bright pink.
theres also chocolate/cockolate milk, mint milk/bug milk, banana milk/dick milk and caramel milk/old man jim from across the road's cum flavoured milk.
ooooo Alex is drinking hippo milk again, what a unit.
by RealSlimNoodle August 21, 2019
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Cocky milk

Nesquik chocolate milk that you stir with your cock
“Want some cocky milk?”
What’s that?”

Chocolate milk that I stirred with my dick.”
by TheFarmerBoyX June 13, 2021
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Milk Cow

A Milk Cow is a female bovine specifically breed to maximise milk production for human consumption, typical attributes include large udders. The Milk Cow starts to lactate (produces milk) after her first calf and to maintain lactation is breed periodically to produce other calf’s.

A Milk Cow is also a BDSM / Fetish term for a submissive female, typically is a Master / submissive relationship dynamic, who breasts are encouraged to become enlarged by the continual production of milk.
Before her first child the Milk Cow had 34B breasts, 6 months after her first borne she was a 36 DD, when her milk started to dry up after 9 months, she conceived again.
by Tiger-eye June 26, 2020
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milk-blood

The act of extracting heroin-laden blood, for reinjection at a later time. It usually is one's own blood, but could also be the blood of someone who has just overdosed. (Note: NOT RECOMMENDED). It is done as "insurance" in case one's heroin supply runs out. The term is used in Neil Young's 'The Needle and the Damage Done': "milk-blood to keep from runnin' out"
I better milk-blood in case my dope runs out.
by WhitePunkOnDope September 23, 2006
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Choccy Milk

Slang term that some dumb cunt made for chocolate milk. This is the worst meme to end off 2016 with.
Do you want some choccy milk? I'll have choccy milk. I love choccy milk.
Example in a conversation:
Logan: I have some choccy milk. Want to drink it?
Alexa: What does that mean.
Logan: It is a slang term for chocolate milk.
Alexa: Okay then I'll drink it.
by pompom15 December 23, 2016
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milk the bacon

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
by Yu Wong March 15, 2008
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Nose Milk

When your drinking cold milk and a friend tells a joke or says something that is so funny that the milk comes out your nose.
I told my friend a joke as he was drinking his milk and he began laughing so hard he had nose milk.
Dam what's that white stuff coming out your nose.
by Ontherighttracks March 3, 2010
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