Beer Crutch

1. The act of chugging natty beer and then duct taping another full can to the top of your "crutch" to evenutally create a stack of empty beer cans. Your stack of empties will eventually be your crutch as you walk home wasted. If you finish so many beers that your crutch is taller than you then you must duct tape it to the outside of the home/apt that you are drinking at and pass out there.

Did you see Luke's beer crutch? That shit was so frat.

"Hey how is your beer crutch coming? "
"It's coming, I am 2 beers away from passing out at the blue house tonight."

by phisigalki May 12, 2010

beer gear

noun - clothes you wear when you go out with the intention of getting completely wasted and making a mess of yourself.

"Man, I am gonna get totally hammered tonight, I better put on my beer gear!"

by Ray-Z January 17, 2006

corona beer

its not real anymore

Person: wanna drink some corona beer?
Person2:What is corona beer?
Person:.......
Person2: Im afraid to drink it
Person:
Person2:ok boomer
Person: -dies-

by \/+{[me]}+\/ May 21, 2020

Get on the beers

The typical way an absolute legend would kick off a sesh would be to "get on the beers" ie, have a great time consuming alcoholic beverages.

Also known as a Dan Andrews

"Totally going to do a Dan Andrews and get on the beers tonight!"

by FiftyOne151 August 07, 2020

Beer Lifter

Any teenager or young adult who, while at parties will naturally lift up stray beer cans looking for that "last sip." These tend to be frugal individuals who will do whatever they can to get a free buzz.

"Dude did you see that beer lifter last night? I saw him go through every can in the place."

by WillDHope February 11, 2009

Beer Asshole

More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).

Beer assholes are intelligent enough to try a beer and make up their own mind if it sucks.

by beerish August 01, 2014

energy beer

Dom Mazzetti's description of a can of Four Loko
used because it is alcohol, caffeine, and other dangerously combined substances (see definition of Four Loko for more accurate ingredients)

Adam: "Hey, watcha drinkin' there Dom?"
Dom: "Energy beer. Four Loko."

by matthewre July 10, 2011