ass corn

the corn that is in your shit a few days after you eat corn

i had a lot of ass corn the other day

that corn made me have so much ass corn its not even funny

by rowdjde March 24, 2009

Corn Puppy

A Corn Puppy is a special kind of fart that is small but still potent. It is named after the sound it makes which resembles a short popping sound. The sound has to be a deep pop rather than a squeak or any other high pitched flatulence.

Wow Nate that was one hell of a corn puppy, you should probably stop eating burritos all the time.

by Sam seibert December 10, 2006

what the corn?

central Pennsylvania greeting; similar to "what's going on?" or "what's up?"

Wyatt: "Yo, Sylves! What the corn, brah?"
Sylves: "Just chillin', brah. Want to play some hoop?"
Wyatt: "Sweet, brah."

by WED July 8, 2005

denim corn

The act of a private dancer nibling on the penis through your jeans. Another pioneer defines denim corn as someone who sharts themselves in a mexican restaurant and plays it off as though he sat in food.

I just got back from getting a lap dance in the back room and that stripper gave me some denim corn. It really hurt when she bit my privates, but I think I will go back for another round.

by Amigo Jones October 2, 2008

hide the corn

When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids

Babe hide the corn the kids are around

by MsMiraya February 10, 2018

Corn DNI

steve cobs, from inanimate insanity, is a widely hated character on inanimate insanity. therefore, if you’re a steve cobs fan, you shouldn’t interact with a person who hates steve cobs.

hey, do you know steve cobs from inanimate insanity? he’s my favorite!
CORN DNI!!!!!

by royalbathtub August 29, 2022

corn floggin'

To spank the monkey. To wank off. To tickle the one eyed trouser snake.

You get the idea.

Stacy totally denied me last night, so
I had to go corn floggin'.

by trtyrtdyhrthrdtrhrt July 1, 2008