Crank Space

A part of your living quarters or comfortable spot where you like to masturbate.

Mike: "Over here is the kitchen, there's the bathroom, and on that bean bag in the corner is my crank space."

Mark: "Righteous!"

by mickenzie92 February 6, 2010

space trucking

Getting drunk, high, or otherwise inebriated. Most preferably on 40s or other cheap recreational drugs.

Sup, space trucking?

by Space Trucker June 21, 2010

space toilet

The "self-cleaning" public restrooms located on the streets of fine cities such as San Fransisco. For 25 cents, one has fifteen minutes or so to do one's business before being showered with shit water. A haven for junkies with nowhere else to shoot up. They are usually sopping wet, out of toilet paper, the toilets are plugged up, and the floor is littered with used syringes.

I'd rather piss in the middle of the freeway than pay to get into another filthy space toilet.

by russiangopher September 27, 2006

Skeet Spaces

The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.

The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.

by RootsofWar February 4, 2012

space goat

A hero goat that protects the universe from evil.

"space goat to the rescue"

"IS IT A SHEEP?... NO.. ITS SPACE GOAT"

by -Wayno Triple J All The Way August 11, 2006

Facey Spacing

When you are so entranced online with internet sites such as Facebook that you ignore work, people and impending disasters around you.

Jerry failed to miss the punchline to my joke because he was Facey spacing.

by SenorChan December 10, 2009

space dog

When someone, male or female, defecates directly into a a condom and freezes the condom until hard and uses it for a sexual purpose.

You could use a space dog as a dildo

by Charlie Chalk November 9, 2006