Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.

Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."

by RichieRichie December 10, 2008

pocket fisherman

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.

"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."

by Q-tip McVicker April 1, 2004

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

pocket pool

Using your hand as a pool stick in your pocket. Usually involves jiggling or fondeling your own balls or dick.

"Man, I hit the eight ball in the corner pocket." Dr. Stutz

"Wow I scratced my ball while i was playing pocket pool." Jon Bacot

by Chiz nizzle April 3, 2003

Cock pocket

Vagina.

A convenient place to stuff your meat. Like a hot-pocket, but better.

"I want your love rocket in my cock pocket!"

by tastemetonite August 6, 2009

swollen pocket

When you have a wallet or pocket full of money.

"I gotta swollen pocket, yo"

"Ma pocket's swoll"

by Anonymous2616 August 9, 2006

Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

by justhalfbad March 13, 2009