Friend

One who comes to you in you hour of need, regardless whether or not you got any weed.

A real friend is hard to find, and with you they will share their last bottle of wine.

by LonesomeLuv May 16, 2020

Friend

Something I don't have

Me: "hey Jim! Are you my friend?"

Jim: "Nuh-huh nope. Get out of my sight, peasant."

by Mistive February 17, 2017

Friend

Something you don't have

What is a friend?
-you

by PeiceOfShitStoner December 26, 2016

friends

The people that prevent you from feeling like shit

I feel like shit because I have no friends

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Friends

The things you dont have

"I dont have any friends"

by Plebasaurus rekt April 13, 2016

Friend

Something we all know you don't have..... You know those people who don't hang out with you, and may actually avoid you? Yeah those people are called "friends"! But of course not yours. What you may consider as a "friend" could be the cat you hang out with in the basement. I know that's mine anyway....

I like hanging out with my "friend" Mr. Wiskers.... (We like to watch how others enjoy life, while debating whether or not ours should end....)

by GuyWho'sFriendless:( February 25, 2017

friend

a person whom one knows likes and trusts

ur my friend come wipe my ass!

by monica May 13, 2005