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Nick

Nick is your best friend, but you don't even know it. Whether it's in 5th and 6th hour ELA in school or 5-9 at McDonalds, he is there. Brown hair with baby blue eyes, he has a great sense of humor and a contagious smile. Totally a geek too! Loves games, especially old ones, as well as new ones. When he likes something, he gets into it (lol that's what she said). Whether it's memes, anime, or just writing, he always has a passion for it. May be sort of a bitch some times, but auto corrects themselves. Your friends will tease you for hanging out with him, saying things like "When's the wedding you two?" But at that instant, you both shoot them down with your bazooka. He is the best friend you will ever know.
Stupid people: "Heh, who's that, your BOYFRIEND?" (Everyone mocks us)
Me: "BIOTCHYOULOOKLIKEMYFOOTEXICUTEYOURSELFLIKEBOIASIFDUDEBROSQUADFAMHOWDAREBITCHASIFYOUCOULDDOBETTERBIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH"
Nick: *pulls out bazooka* you ready to die mf?
by xXX_swagger_XXx May 17, 2018
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Nick

nick meneese has a super small penis
by nick meneese March 16, 2017
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Nick

A man with potential to be a king. His penis is usually enormous and makes the girls wet with his looks.
Hot Dog! Look at that Nick over there! Now I need to change my pants...
by TheMiskeens September 11, 2016
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Nick

Omg, you're such a Nick. You told my secret to everyone!
by Nikkrook April 23, 2018
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nick

the most ugliest person in the world. He’s smart but annoying
I hate nick
by gayretard717 April 21, 2018
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nick

he’s a dumb ass bitch, who loses feelings in the relationship and doesn’t tell you till after y’all break up. he will not appreciate all your love and affection you give them. they most likely will waste your time. nicks move on way to quickly, but to an ugly ass girl named cara. he will try to make you jealous, and it works . but nicks usually make you feel worthless;)
nick ~ hey i’m a dumb ass bitch and i will not hurt you, i really like you .

* 1 month later *

girl ~ it’s for the best if we break up .

nick ~ bitch ion need you i got cara, even though she’s ugly and has a wig on that looks like it’s gonna fall off any minute . she’s still better than you .
by hicuterthanyou July 28, 2019
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Nick

Nick is someone like to bump into lady and ask "What's your problem, lady?" and then when the lady answers, he'll go - "why though?" He beats around the bush and never gives a clear response.
Guy A: How are you, dude?
Guy B: I’m sitting in my towel
Guy A: Huh? Don't be a Nick!
by Nihilistic Nick July 12, 2020
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